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where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
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things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
• yeah nah
A+
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Reporter: It’s hard enough to learn one language much less four or five, did you ever think to yourself “Oh, this is going to come in handy someday in one film?”
Waltz: How so? It comes in handy when you travel. It comes in handy when you’re, you know, trying to seduce someone.Waltz my man.
Oh indeed.
(Source: oldrichardharrow, via musesofagypsy-deactivated201304)
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Reynishverfi, Iceland
Thinking about Iceland reminded me of the gloriously unsubtle ‘Fire & Ice’ perfume from Revlon. It was all I wanted to smell like in the mid-90s.
(Source: coconut---milk, via musesofagypsy-deactivated201304)
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